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John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick
"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"
by Nopyyy February 2, 2024
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JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.
What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?
by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024
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John Wilkes booth

At the end of dogie style position the man shoots his load directly in the back of the head of the female. Then jumping off the bed as john Wilkes booth did to Abraham Lincoln.
Yo Dave I john Wilkes booth the shit of that chick last night. Defiantly about to start another civil war.
by Typicalsix pack bob September 15, 2014
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John Hancock

Girl1: my boyfriend hasn't had sex for awhile and he has been in the bathroom more often
Girl2: mm gurl yo man is either a John Hancock or he cheaten On u
by C0mm0n s3ns3 July 23, 2018
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John Cena

You can’t see him.
by NotAGhettophile May 29, 2024
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John Ham Boy

Loves the word, "Poopy in my butthole, Poopy in my butthole." looks like a rat. And wil forver be 4'2. Loves poopy in my butthole. Cant skate for his life.
John Ham Boy

cant skate ikr
by yungggphat July 2, 2019
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the john fisher

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads
by Zach is hot April 19, 2018
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