When you got one hand in her cooter and one in her tooter and you flip her over so fast she kisses her own ass.
by Muddcutie February 18, 2022
Get the The John Cenamug. by Wee john November 4, 2013
Get the john batesonmug. The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 11, 2017
Get the John Updickmug. A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017
Get the corey johnmug. The ugliest motherfucker, but plays football and sucks....asked out a girl and dumped him after she saw his chode.
by Elizabeth loring March 15, 2017
Get the john manrymug. a fucking son of a bitch that sits on a fucking chair, with a book named the little prince on his left hand, and a stupid shit-ass blue pen on his right hand. He used to have a fucking stupid glasses on his fucking face, but he got laser surgery, like 10 days ago. BTW he likes "CUTE" mother fuckers.
by Lazy motherfucker April 14, 2022
Get the John Kimmug. by Normal British child August 29, 2020
Get the john chadleymug.