Cheesed

The feeling of jealousy or anger you get when you show someone a person's social media and they say they know someone who engaged in sexual relations with them

"Wah Gwan, Delilah? Know I'm late
'cause there's bare traffic
I just show my dog your 'gram
he said he knows a man that slapped it, I'm so cheesed
your "mademoiselle" nights are geeked
I'm bent lowkey"
-Drake

by VoiidAsp June 23, 2024

Cheese

Chris

I’m gonna cheese all over Chris and Chris all over cheese

by Jayron December 13, 2023

Hawkaroni and cheese

When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.

Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi

Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry

Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*

Dabi: well it does taste really good though

Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*

(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)

by DabiPerfection(Dino bitch October 5, 2021

Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025

Cheesed

The act of previously getting screwed over by another person/thing.

This guy cheesed me in fall guys!

by Jit22662 July 22, 2022

cheese patty

A cheese patty is cheese and potatoes are mixed together and deep fried

I am going to the chip shop do you want a cheese patty

by London 2017 September 22, 2017

cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013