2 1/2 Strikes, someone who has been pulled into H.R. at least 2 1/2 times for behaviors unbecoming a corporate environment, and they already are 3/4 the way out the door, owing to their behaviors.
Jared is better known as 2 1/2 strikes because H.R. is ready to boot him out the door, for his behaviors at work.
by Rastus P. Kumquat May 7, 2021
Get the 2 1/2 Strikesmug. by stew pid person March 21, 2023
Get the e^-x^2mug. Objective:survive!
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre
Massive bowling ball dribbled down court while you attempt to survive the massacre
by Aberham kidney November 29, 2018
Get the Basket ball 2mug. 
Generation 2 is a generation of humans that will be capable of extending the human life beyond the classical length of 80-100 years. The first ones may be Generation X due to Generation Y giving hella Gen Xers an accurate strategy to do it because of being less “active” but still “intelligent” (Gen X may not complete it because they already finished what they expected to finish, and it may take a serious chink of change to get it all done to a level of which keeps the current human alive throughout the next hundreds/thousands of years.
Generation 1: dude, you are the last hope for humanity, take this. *gives plans for allowing humans to live hella longer*
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*
200 years later
Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
Generation X: this is bullshit, you are crazy, but hmm ill call it an idea and think about it *mods very slightly or creates entire new approach or fails/quits or doesn’t try*
200 years later
Generation 2: yeah i did it, should have probably scanned that guy in and cloned his “unactive” a$$ and helped him w all this newfound free time
by TheNewbSlayer May 23, 2023
Get the Generation 2mug. by bootyslapper101 August 29, 2019
Get the slap ass day round 2mug. The very fateful day of Osama Bin Laden’s death, (mastermind behind Al-Qaeda) who had caused many deaths through his lifetime, most famously known for the cause of 9/11
My friend had said his birthday was on may 2 2011, many people might say it’s a coincidence, but we’ll never know
by Not so innapropriate ;) September 22, 2023
Get the may 2 2011mug.