When you are the best motorcycle racer in all of Sydney Australia, and you do the Bondi Run every night and claim that you are better than everyone else in all aspects of life.
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Get the The Feminist King mug.a short king is the sexiest man you will ever meet. his confidence will make you wet. he has a sexy voice. even tho he is 5 foot 2, he has intense brown eyes & anger issues that makes him a daddy, and although he is short, he has strong hands with faded home made tattoos on them, & black painted finger nails to match his intensity, you will want him to choke you against a wall. falling madly in love with a short king is easy when he's a cute brown native man with flawless tanned skin, a bleach blonde mohawk, mini hoop gold earrings on his ears and a white long sleeve sweatshirt with jeans. he is a emo boy so his nails will always be pained black & rings on his fingers. his style will draw you in. you will want to make out with him 24/7. he loves cuddling. but his IQ can be low, he follows catfish accounts on instagram of famous models who only have 3 followers. & his ego can be bigger then his height tho so make sure you beat the shit out of him if he cheats. he likes getting cussed, he loves big boobs and drinking vodka. he loves to shower a girl he likes with love and compliments. he will offer to hurt anyone who hurts the girl he likes. all she has to do is tell him who's bothering her. he will have you day dreaming of his short man body bending you over and having his black painted nails on your ass. he's someone to make a cute daughter with. she will come out being adorable and small just like her short king daddy. get you a short king who treats you like a princess.
girl 1: damn I just fell in love with a short king I literally cry whenever he's not with me I want him and I to last forever
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
girl 2: short guys are lame
girl 1: just look at this video of him drinking
girl 2: dammmnn he is so sexy with his tanned skin, bleach mohawk and mini hoop earrings, i can see why you don't give a fuck about his height he looks like the brown 5 foot version of MGK
girl 1: yeah MGK is his fav artist and his biggest inspo
girl 2: I need to get me a edgy cool short king like that
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Get the short king mug.A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.
Person A “I went to his house right”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”
Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”
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dominating face eating with nice scenery basically , taking a girl out to the trails by the water and basically eating her face
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