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Castle Rock

small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)
Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
by r0w1ck April 25, 2024
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Tossing the Rocks

To play with another man's balls.
"We tried everything, but Lincoln suggested to Tossing the Rocks."
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Rock Pwned

To get beaten badly at Rock band or Guitar Hero.
He just got rock pwned
by JuggaloNinja304 August 25, 2009
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Raccoon Rock

A pop and rock music dance that imitates the look of a raccoon. Most notably done to 'Jailhouse Rock'. Originated by Technical Sergeant George Riker.
George: (as 'Jailhouse Rock' starts playing) Hey Nick, you want to come do the Raccoon Rock with me? You'll love it!

Nick: (squeals) Oh boy, this is gonna be great!

George: You bet! Nothing beats this dance.

Nick: Nobody dances like George "The Raccoon" Riker.

George: (hugging Nick) That's right. You'll learn to be a Raccoon Rocker in no time.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 10, 2010
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Lovers Rock

a song by TV girl which sounds like getting a crush
Nigel: yooo
Dave: what now you silly bastard
Nigel: so there's this so-
Dave: let me recommend you a song nigel, Lovers Rock by tv girl.

Nigel: you relate it to anyone
Dave: yeah i have a crush
Nigel: who
Dave: stfu
by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024
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