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Floss the cat

1. Verb; To have sexual intercourse. 2. Verb; to masturbate, typically by someone who has a vagina. 3. Verb, colloquial; to participate in a repetitive or mundane activity, used as a substitute for any of the myriad synonyms for masturbating, typically associated with vaginally self-stimulating.
"What are you doing this weekend?"
"I gotta floss the cat."
by Mr. Fisty Freeze July 14, 2021
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cat sex

"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*
by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021
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Cat

A cat is one of the best pets you can have! Cats are cute, fluffy, soft, loveable, and lay on your lap.
I recommend getting a cat RIGHT NOW!!!
Dude: did you see that adorable cat at petsmart?
Dude 2: Yeah I’m Not Blind!
by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl July 17, 2021
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crash 'n' cat-yowl

Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.
If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.
by QuacksO July 22, 2021
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melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome
"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"
by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021
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melon cat

a term to describe a cat in a melon

There is also a discord BOT which posts pictures of cats called melon cat and it is very awesome
"omg look at that cute melon cat"
"I know right"
"I've heard melon cat is attracted to melon dog"
by ToyTaanic B July 23, 2021
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fat cats

A fat or obese cat that needs to be generally chonked and squished to keep healthy and fat. Feed sashimi every three hours to keep extra fat. Too fat? That is not a thing. Go away.
My fatty catty!
Definition of fat cats: A incredibly fattos cattos
by Flyingteakettle July 24, 2021
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