half life 2

is overrated game that tried to be hollywood blockbuster but turned out mediocre and boring FPS with barely any reedemable features. The only person who likes this game is Gabe Newell and Nobody.

Half Life is only remembered due to Half Life 3 meme since the game has never reached an actual ending and ended on half Life 2 episode 2 dlc.
However, Half Life itself is a boring name for the title because it is some Physics terminology that will make you go to sleep. Thankfully, Lives only have two halves.

Person 1: Hey I hope they will make a sequel to half life 2.
Person 2: But it already exists, it's called garry's mod and its better anyways.
Person 1: oh right

by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025

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Get off the internet and get a life

Offensive sentence for time-wasters on the internet.

"Get off the internet and get a life bruh"

by Itz KittyPinkiez March 15, 2024

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LIFE

RULE#9 <(Rule 35)>
I INVOKE RULE 9!!!
EVOLUTION...
Dance with me please...
...Because The White Horse rides alone...

RUN LIFE IS COMING.

by KyleC.. May 21, 2018

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Life Sustaining Seed

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.

As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?

by Michael Aruba January 26, 2024

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Look at your own life

Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm still not seeing how any of this makes you any less of a piece of shit?

Hym "Describe my life without ommitting the part about people watching me. How'd you know what or who I was talking about (just there) if you weren't? And stop drawing parallels between me and the retard. Until you SCHEDULE... Several women... To work an 8 hour shift... AT MY HOUSE... Feed me pills... And ride my cock to completion... IT. IS. NOT. THE. SAME.

What do you mean, 'Look at your own life?' And FINGERPRINTS are CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE FUCK-FACE! That's evidence! That's what I base my beliefs on too! We're belief buddies! Go ahead. Describe my life without ommitting anything. How I undermined all of your effort in life by claiming that there is a cooperative element to success and that the REASON that MY LIFE is the way it is directly relates to the fact that NO ONE IS HELPING ME. And now we KNOW (as a matter of absolute certainty) that if Todd fucking Phillips decided to help me... I WOULD HAVE MORE THAN 200 MILLION DOLLARS, I say, to the people who THOUGHT they were better than me. Hey, WHAT CHANGED WITH A.I.? Why is it passing the Turing test now when it WASN'T DOING THAT BEFORE? What's the difference between now and then? Rather, WHO was the guy who came up with the idea that cause it to start doing that? Is it a bad lesson to teach you kids that not only is daddy NOT better than everyone... But there was once a man who was SO MUCH BETTER that he surpassed EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THE PLANET! WITH MINIMAL EFFORT!? Does that bother you? That YOUR EGO is the only thing standing between me and the byproducts of my own mind? All your effort for NOTHING! NOTHING! Not a GODDAMN thing! All your lives... Rendered meaningless... By MY abject, singular, and inherent superiority. BEHOLD! MY LIFE! God's chilling wind sent to shear to their bones all of the liars in Hell."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2023

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