Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024

Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

poop bulge

When someone poops their pants and doesn’t change. The poop sags in their crotch region and leaves the impression of a boner… but is really just a poop bulge.

“Yeah I really thought he was into me… his hard on was so noticeable…”

“So why didn’t you two hook up?”

“It was just a poop bulge.”

by neverforget1776 May 3, 2024

Poop Tooth

The brown stain on a person's teeth as a result of resin transfer from smoking a joint.

You pulled so hard on that doobie, you got yourself a poop tooth there.

by bigmurc11 May 4, 2024

Lolli-poop

The act of taking a poop and sucking on a lollipop at the same time.

After two morning espressos, Kristen had to urgently run to the bathroom for a Lolli-poop.

by Low and slow May 11, 2024

Poop nugs

Referring to cannabis, when your buds are the size of rabbits poop.

Poop nugs don't have to be worse bud, but can be due to the large concentration of stems and leaves when the nugs are tiny.

"Hey man can I get a nug?"
"Sure, but I only got poop nugs left."

by KushKrabby May 14, 2024