Pee in my moms mouth

Yes

Yes pee in my moms mouth

by Crempent December 2, 2019

my moms salad

Your moms salad DUH!

Eat my moms salad!

by OofB0iNumba1 June 8, 2019

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

by incogshmito January 3, 2022

ur mom

your motherly figure. LOVE HER!

a: who do i love
b: ur mom

by qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgmznxbcv1029 April 6, 2022

Ur MOM

the big Geiy

Joey: Ur MOM
Jonny: no U

by Grandmas mothball May 30, 2018

your mom

its what all the quirky teens say to look quirky when they have nothing to say or just for fun

person #1: hey whats your favourite color?
person #2: your mom

by eating kids since 2006 March 17, 2022