butt squeegee

Noun:The bath pouf with a stick attached; it is used to bathe

synonyms: Booty scrub, ass cleaner, douche, ass wipe

I went to the store and bought you a new butt squeegee. The old one is nasty!

by wordbunbun November 6, 2011

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Butt Flag

That annoying bit of toilet paper that sticks to your ass and waves like a flag after you get off a public toilet that you have lined with toilet paper to keep your ass clean and free of ass cooties. It can also be formed when you wipe your asshole with toilet paper and then it unfurls in your fingers; one end remains stuck to your asshole while the other end dangles freely from your hand.

I had to shit in the outhouse and lined the toilet with TP so I wouldn't pick up ass cooties. When I finished and stood up, I sported a really annoying butt flag that was hard to remove. One time I even wore one home and didn't know it until I removed my underwear; fortunately, my wife didn't notice it.

by Nickelman shits. August 25, 2011

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Butt Pirate

One who is homeless or has low income and can't afford cigarettes. They go and scrounge for used cigarette butts in communal ashtrays. Primarily in front of restaurants and public areas.

Damn, that butt pirate is back! He emptied the tray yesterday. I have to tell the manager of the restaurant to get him to leave.

by WordMaker1998 November 3, 2019

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butt sniffer

If you are called this, it’s over. You already lost the argument. You can’t insult them anymore because they insulted you so badly that there is not point to go on. Just let it go

Guy: you are a faggot. You like to kiss men and you always moan. You’re unfunny so please stfu

Guy 2: butt sniffer

Guy: :(

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

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