Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.

"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"

by Axtrium December 4, 2021

jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

extending the first joke further than it should be, far enough to the point where it becomes irrelevant or unfunny. first scene in jojo's bizarre adventure.

this surgery on a grape meme seems really bad, so i'll jab my thumb into the eye and follow through

by terrobite January 9, 2019

Bulls eye

When someone ejaculated onto someone's eye

Yeah, I hit that bitch with the old bulls eye

by Real balls December 9, 2021

Eye candy

One step b 4 u r pipe drunk.

Im smoking too much and getting eye candy from not circulation of blood.

by Tweeker May 12, 2024

Shit-eye

Alternative way of saying butthole, butt-eye; vulgar term for anus originated from Cantonese

1) I ate super spicy food yesterday, and my shit-eye still hurts from many toilet visits!

2) John: I have a diarrhea from food poisoning.

Doe: Oh my God, is your shit-eye okay?

by alternativelogic July 21, 2021

Ey

Pussy cussy mushy pussy bubby lucky donney funny cackey makey flacky fakey bakey takey fucky funny bunny money

Pushey

by Davinail May 27, 2023

Indiana eye drop

When your wife calls you with Pink Eye and you rush home to ejaculate on her eyes to soothe the burning and be her hero.

Husband: “my wife just went home early because she has Pink Eye!
Friend: “oh no, you better rush home and give her some Indiana eye drops so she feels better!”

by Hiking Duo April 28, 2023