Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.

Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!

by Dan Chipolte November 3, 2010

stoutish friend

its when a guy sticks his penis in your mouth and tea bags u while his friend poops and buttrapes you will looking at bluewaffle

Shit Terry yo really stoutish friend me bad

by Dr. Mike Hawk69 November 16, 2010

friend digger

A he/she who dates someone older or more popular for the sole reason of gaining more friends, party invitations. Usually an attractive outcast.

my new girlfriend is great, but she never wants us to hang out alone, she always wants to meet my friends

oh dude that's a friend digger!

by thegirlnextdoor89 November 20, 2010

Friend's list friends

They're the one who are on your friend's list. You give a shit about them & vice versa. They add you at the first place you join a site. They are always online & after some time you become one of them or go offline or invisible

Day one: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day two: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day three: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day four: Pete (Online); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)

Day five: Pete (Idle); Jake (Online), XXglamgirlXX (Busy)
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Friend's List Friends Damn

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by AnythinGoes May 29, 2010

Leftover Friends

The friends or family of your ex you don't know who you have accumulated through relationships from your on Facebook.

Friend: "yo who is this girl"
Me: "she was best friends with my ex never met her though now she is one of my leftover friends"

by nynick1 June 3, 2010

Dr. Brown & Friends

A series of wierd and wonderful shit related sexual activities

Dr. Brown & Friends includes acts such as Dr. Browns Stethoscope, Dr. Browns Lethal Injection, Dr. Browns Bog Run and many more!!

by Marc Le Claire December 14, 2008

diddy friend

A fair-weather friend who is only interested in you if you have money, prestige, or fame.

Dude's just a diddy friend. Minute my cash is gone, he's outta here.

by Redneckmama February 6, 2008