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Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.
1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "I think you mean pedantic"
1: "case and point"
by RyanAg December 14, 2008
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Dick Face

Person 1: "hey, can i have a hug?"
Clay: "no!"
Person 1: "DICK FACE!" =(
by Yo Momman! January 22, 2009
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dumpster dick

A guy who will fuck the fattest, skankiest, dirtiest chick at the bar, because as he puts it, "fat pussy is better than no pussy." Sometimes you wonder if there is anywhere this guy WON'T stick his cock.
Dude, you fucked that disgusting fat skank?!?!? Is there anywhere you WON'T stick your cock, you fuckin' dumpster dick?
by footfucker July 9, 2006
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Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, Armstrong, Jareth, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, Fixter, Cooner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.
When Joe Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.
by Yo Bro July 31, 2013
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lick a dick

As my favorite insult, it means shut up and go give sum one head you ho
by TooF PiC August 1, 2004
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coke dick

a raging boner that is not able to achieve a "happy ending" due to excessive use of nose candy.
Damn, I can't squirt my load. I've got coke dick, sniff, sniff!
by Barry Hell January 20, 2003
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Bitch Dick

This is when three guys fuck one girl in the same hole, physically impossible yes, but the “bitch dick” would belong to the guy in the middle of the two other dicks. Similar to riding "bitch"(the middle of the back seat)in a car.
...to Ride Bitch Dick or to be Bitch Dick...

Dude it was so salty last night, me Sam and Samar banged this chick out and I had to ride bitch dick.
by Woulfie November 11, 2008
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