Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 22, 2021

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus

whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes on an abandoned school bus

did you hear about the jhit that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021

cat

An animal

oh I got a new cat!

by anonymous March 3, 2021

Cat

Just a lil kitty with red fur. Bubbly. Funny and sometimes clumsy .

Cat is funny!

by whatareyoulookingathm March 3, 2021

tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.

That is a real tree horse house cat!

by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021

Cats

The cutest animal on earth, tiny villains with knives in between their fingers, will probably take over the world by 2023.
Cats can literally kill you with cuteness, cats can be very affectionate but they could also kill you.
Cats can also shape-shift.
If you scare a cat she will turn into a ping pong paddle.
if you provoke a cat in some way, it will turn into a killing machine.
When cats are asleep, they turn into cute fluff balls.
When you wake up a cat, they will DESTROY you in the form of a jumping tornado of knifes.
If cats are surely a higher civilization, you wonder, what do cats think of me?
They think of you as a source of paps and food

You must be pretty stupid if you don't know what cats are.

by Crystal_4x4 March 4, 2021