october 30

national piss day

mom: "why did u piss so much"
me: "ITS NATIONAL PISS DAY MOM OCTOBER 30TH!!!!!!"

by faeshaelaemae October 7, 2021

october 7th

national ask your crush out day

you:hey be my bf/gf

them: yes sheeeesh

you: swaggyyyy

hey its october 7th will you be my bf/gf

by im so swaggy October 7, 2021

October 8th

National hug your crush day

Me:hey guess what day it is ?
Her:what day is it

Me:it’s October 8th national hug your crush day

by Hacker jack October 7, 2021

october 9

its angelique day.

fucking deal with it
the baddest bitch will steal your smurf lookin man

me: its october 9

her: better worship me bitch

by desperate.com October 7, 2021

October 8th

National sleep with your male best-friend day

Me: hey Josh (my male bsf)
Josh: what is it?
Me: it’s October 8th….
Josh: YES

by Halloweenmommy124 October 8, 2021

October 10th 2010

10/10/10

The rating your mom got on her lap dance.

The rating is from your sister.

She made it on October 10th 2010.

sister: thanks mom! 10/10/10
mom: thanks sweetie I love October 10th 2010

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 8, 2021

October 9th

National make a new friend day!

“ new friends “

“ yes “ say❗
" What's your birthday? "

" October 9th. "

" Ooo, you a bad bitch. "

by faythfrmtt October 8, 2021