van king

The company producing parts for vans, named after the most pleasurable pastime

-Where do you work?
-Van king
-Just wanking? Happy person

by dildo777 April 23, 2024

KING ECHA

Soon to be the greatest YouTuber to ever exist.

Subscribe to him he is cool

KING ECHA IS THE COOLEST YOUTUBER EVER AND I SHOULD SUBSCRIBE TO HIM ON YOUTUBE

by KING ECHA April 25, 2024

cookie king

Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”

Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?

Nah man

by MAG666 April 25, 2024

Cart King

Slang for someone who reigns supreme in the realm of weed pens, adept at navigating the highs and lows of vaping THC oil with finesse and style.

Jake became known as the cart king among his friends for his expert handling of his weed pen during their late-night sessions.

by PENJAMIN PATROLLER April 29, 2024

King of Swords

A transgender woman who enjoys sexually dominating people who identify as being Queen of Swords (or Queens of the Sword if you want to make it sound fancy) using her massive girldick. Despite being called a king this is not denoting someone of the male gender, simply someone who takes a cucking role in this dynamic.

See also:
Jack of Swords

Hotwife: I finally found a King of Swords to destroy my pussy with her thick, soft girl cock! Isn't that great honey?
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024

King Crimson

I DONT FUCKING KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, SO STOP ASKING ME.

A: "Yo bro do you know how king crimson works?"
B: "Kill yourself."

by Romanul_Rus April 30, 2024

FORK KING

The fork king is the name given to lachy at birth. He is the one who walks and lifts taller, and with his mighty tines he makes the world and the people in it a better place one lift at a time

The fork king is here, my lord lachy the fork king

by Lil. Drop Punt May 2, 2024