knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.

sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.

by Sexydimma June 01, 2015

I Smack Backs

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent strokes.

Person 1: Hey brother, are you well?
Person 2: Hell yes brother, I smack backs.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 03, 2025

I Smack Backs

What you after you master pick up artistry.

Person 1: Hey...have you mastered pick up artistry.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...now say "I Smack Backs".

by TheGravelDesign January 06, 2025

Back Pocket Bookie.

1. A woman who when wearing pants looks as though she has a book in her back pocket.

White girls always have flat asses, every single one of them is a back pocket bookie.

by Sasophraso June 27, 2011

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Back door Munch

someone who indulge themselves in eating ass

ed Sheeran is a back door munch because he likes to spread people’s legs and eat their booty hole

by backdoormuncher January 29, 2025

Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019