A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times
Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.
by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands
by Inni84 November 3, 2023
by chicken1013 January 18, 2023
Tem: Hamds up! Hand over da muns!
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*
by Dusty Dustington *dusts reader October 10, 2021
When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.
by Mattroid Prime March 3, 2020
Those useless batshit human things with big balls from the 2006 book All Tomorrows. They used to be able to fly but lost the ability to, so they just used their big-ass webbed hands for courtship display. They were made because of the Qu’s messed up alien religion.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
The hand flappers went extinct because they couldn’t build tools.
by Lem88 January 23, 2022