Weston

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by Boinkusus December 23, 2024

West Virginia University

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.

Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”

by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024

West virginia snake bite

The act of chmming in a womans ass then pissing in at the same time before pulling out then let cum and piss combine ass they run out into a shot glass giving them the option of adding a liquor of choice with a chaser of slappin that ass or face depending on what they prefer can be done without alchohal

I came in her ass then had too pee so i did then she drank it with a chaser of jack then i smacked her ass and squeezed her cheeks as my babies ran out her mouth west virginia snake bite

by Youdonasty88 January 6, 2025

Wespee

A gay, Jewish, Indian boy that likes to smoke weed seven times a day and likes beating his meat to gay Jewish porn. Specific the two in one category on some days when he is on his period. He likes men with his small penises and carries a big ass dildo with him everywhere he goes. On Tuesdays he carries it on his asshole. He also likes ranch sauce and anchovies on his pizza.

We don't like Wespee because of his bad sense of humor and bad pizza taste.

by wespee January 17, 2025

Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025

Wesley Russell

A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.

That man is a wesley russell because how built different he is.

by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025

Westridge

Westridge is superior education. According to Olivia Prince, Class ’29, “Westridge’s recourses have helped me learn more and achieve my high academic standards and has helped me grow into the young woman that I am.” Westridge is an all-girls private school in Pasadena California with grades K-12 founded in 1913 by Mary Lowther Ranney in 1913. It is a college prep school that is academically rigorous and pushes their students to be the very best version of themselves. Although students at Westridge are expected to work very hard, they are given many resources to help them be the best version of themselves, in school and out. One recourse it provides is easily accessible mental health help for anyone struggling. Studies have shown that mental health programs in schools have reduced student absenteeism by over 33% (New America.org, 2023). Westridge also provides accommodations for children with special needs, such as giving them calculators on math tests and giving them extra time to finish quizzes. Another reason why Westridge is a superior education is the fact that the classes are small, with a ratio of eight students to one teacher. This gives a student a more focused learning environment where teachers can help each individual understand the material. The many resources Westridge offers helps students learn, flourish, and prepare for college with a good mindset. Westridge is a superior education because it offers the students there many resources.

WoW sHe Is SmArT, sHe MuSt Go To WeStRiDgE!

by emma santini February 4, 2025