The pimp hand

The act of possible discipline to be administered at work.

If Bob doesn't start getting things right in his department, "the pimp hand" is going to come down!

by DJPTRSN January 14, 2012

Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.

The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.

by Solid Mantis April 02, 2020

2nd hand drunk

The feeling I got after watching Skeppy's drunk stream.

"Oh my god I'm getting 2nd hand drunk!"
"Are you watching Skeppy's drunk stream?"
"Yeah."

by Pingspoofing shrimp January 31, 2021

Hand hygiene audits

This thing that hospital admin makes people do sometimes where we “need” to take valuable time out of our work day to narc on people not washing their hands efficiently.

Me writing one if I actually filled them out: “so I stalkerishly followed a nurse into the bathroom and while I was pretending to take a piss I was actually singing happy birthday in my head to see how long she washed her hands for. And I got to that 🎶🎶 “happy birthday dear fuck you” 🎶🎶🎶 but I didn’t quite get to that last “happy birthday to you” verse.

Signed, my hand hygiene audits of April 4th 2023

by Sacredfart April 05, 2023

Andy G Hand Poutine

A masterful mixture of both fresh gravy and clean-cut McDonalds fries (preferrably cold).

Number 18... Andy G Hand Poutine

by Supreme Meme Lord January 03, 2019

second-hand littering

Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.

Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

edward 40 loco hands

Edward 40 Loco hands is when you tape a 40 on one hand and a 4 loco on the other and have to drink it in under 15 minutes or you get punched in the face!

Hey bro why did you get knocked out! bruhhhh i couldnt make it 15 minutes in edward 40 loco hands!🤢

by firefighting dictonary June 15, 2021