by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017
Get the grandfather cock butthole penismug. To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010
Get the dont take my penismug. Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?
Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
by Sir Julio November 14, 2010
Get the PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)mug. Dude1: Dude I just saw that chick walk out from behind that shed with a lot of white stuff on her face.
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath
by Mj X. January 13, 2011
Get the Von Penis Breathmug. When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!
by AGuyWithAPumpedUpCockRightNow! November 23, 2011
Get the Stick your penis in memug. The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.
John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
Mike: Really how is it?
John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)
Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.
John: yeah.....
by Godzirra! March 27, 2010
Get the Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)mug. Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.
by Conz2585 November 23, 2013
Get the jacob inserts penis heremug.