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dont take my penis

To have a removable and/or detachable penis that has the ability to ejaculate while in portable mode. The balls remain.

To take someones penis is similar to cock block, or stoppping someone from having a sexual intercourse with a female, males don't count (this word is not meant for homos).
Hey dont take my penis man, i want to fuck Tiffany this afternoon. Around 2 o'clock. please
by TheKilla,justjoking November 21, 2010
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PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)

Male version of (PMS). Very common in men who act like little bitches. Symptoms include excessive nagging (any nagging at all for a man is excessive), inability to take a joke, and hopelessness in regards to having any sense of manhood.
Person 1: He literally sat there and bitched for 30 minutes about how he hates his relationship and wants out.

Person 2: So did he end up breaking things off with her?

Person 1: Hell no they're both crazy and will always be together he just had PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)
by Sir Julio November 14, 2010
mugGet the PMS (Penis Malfunction Syndrome)mug.

Von Penis Breath

Used To Describe One Who Enjoys Sucking cock.
Also VPB for short.
Dude1: Dude I just saw that chick walk out from behind that shed with a lot of white stuff on her face.
Dude2: dude shes such A Von Penis Breath
by Mj X. January 13, 2011
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Stick your penis in me

When a girl is wearing a dress that she usually doesn't wear with smooth silk and flowers and it moistens her knees like she's so hot you want to kill Tom Brady's cheerleader with a gun! Stick your penis in me, in other words, what a dress says.
I saw Isabella walking down the hall on the way bck from Math today, and she was wearing the best stick your penis in me I've ever seen!
by AGuyWithAPumpedUpCockRightNow! November 23, 2011
mugGet the Stick your penis in memug.

Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

The dramatic curve either up or down due to the 5-point seat belt. specifically due to the "crotch" belt point.
John: dude i just got my new job as a pilot!

Mike: Really how is it?

John: Its all good but i am starting to get Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)

Mike: Oh shit..Darla is gonna be pissed.

John: yeah.....
by Godzirra! March 27, 2010
mugGet the Pilots Penis Syndrome (PPS)mug.

jacob inserts penis here

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.
Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.
by Conz2585 November 23, 2013
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