National kiss your best friend day

December 18

Joe: Hey Martha, it’s December 18, national kiss your best friend day

Martha: ok

Both: *little kiss*

by Reeeeeeeskeetyeet December 6, 2019

April 11th, national slap ass day

National slap as day is abroad! Go to your guy friends and smack there ass (include no homo) walk to your girl and slap her ass too!

April 11th, national slap ass day. The day of the ass.

by m&mx2 May 24, 2018

National slap your crushes ass day

National slap you crushes ass day.Get out there and slap some ass

Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)

by Oakpaw December 7, 2019

National ask your crush out day

ask out your crush on Dec 17, and it’s fine if they say no

girl-with you go out with me it’s national ask your crush out day?

boy-uhh sure!

by apnhknuohxysbahaosjux December 14, 2019

National appreciate your Short friend day

Appreciate your short friends they are a very rare species.

Friend:I am so glad I have a short friend
Short friend:??? Why are you saying this
Friend:Because it’s National appreciate your short friend day!

by Globgolab January 15, 2021

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

April 24 (National R@pe Day)

If you are willing to participate in the morbid day, I sincerely hope you seek help. National rape day is a disgusting day created by 6 boys in a group chat where they stated it was going to be "legal" to assault women. Although some claim it is only a joke, not everyone has the common sense to detect that, therefore some will take it seriously.

Investigate weaponry that is legal in your area and protect yourselves. If you will be going out or have plans for this day, please make sure to be accompanied by people who make you feel safe.
Stay safe everyone! <3

"Whoever started April 24 (National R@pe Day) should be ashamed of themselves"
"Yea, I already have my pepper spray and taser just in case"
"Great, everyone should be aware and stay safe"

by mirandaisabelle April 23, 2021