Life

The Pointless thing some of us share.

Why is Life so pointless, just an endless void that ends with death.

by Zeus Masteria September 17, 2020

Life

The worst thing that exists.
Whole gen Z hates it and wishes to take it away from them.

Person 1: ,,life is hard"
Person 2: ,,But Shrek is love, Shrek is life"
Person 1: ,,I love life then"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021

Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

life

A sexually transmitted disease which is also terminal.

A: life sucks, man

B: No cap

by astrumrae December 21, 2020

a life

Something I don't have.

Person 1: "Go get a life."

Person 2: "..."

by I Lost My Brain April 12, 2022

suburban thug life

Doing gangster shit on the front porch of your parents house

...that's located in a gated community.

That soccer mom is selling dime bags out of her min-van. Suburban thug life at it's finest.

by viv_xlauren February 12, 2018

Life

Life is a great p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, actually nice.

if you ever meet a guy named life, be aware that he likes sniffing p♡ssy's.

Life

by hireath. September 13, 2020