Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

or

Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009

jack nob

hannah the hoe

wow what a jack nob

by blank888 May 4, 2009

Jack-like

The opposite of God-like. One who sucks at a particular video game, sport or activity. However they must not be new to the game, but possess some determent that prevents them from playing well, no matter how long they practice playing the game.

Nandu: Man that was noob

Erdem: Yeh that was Jack-like

Jack: *cries*

Don: *laughs*

by Erdles January 17, 2006

jack marin

Jack Marin is the 'fun coordinator' for the band Hellogoodbye and was also an assistant to the boys of Panic! At The Disco during one of their tours.

He is known for dressing up in hot dog suits, banana suits, carrot suits, chewbacca suits, etc., while running on stage of a Hellogoodbye performance.

He is also a sexy beast.

Jack Marin in a banana suit makes my heart go thump thump.

by I've Got More Whit. September 7, 2008

bin-jacked

If you're at an amusement park, such as Cedar Point, and you put your backpack or something in the ride bins, usually found on bigger rides like "Top Thrill Dragster," "Wicked Twister," or "Millennium Force."

Dude 1: I'm gonna go put my hat in the bin.

Dude 2: Watch out dude, you might get bin-jacked!

by Punk Rock Chica October 15, 2006

Royal Jack Off

In the game of rummy it is a rule to lay three of a kind or more on the table. When 3 Jacks are played this is called a Royal Jack Off.

Jerry:look at this play
Kyle:looks like you played a Royal Jack Off

by Jerry M. March 12, 2007

fridge-jack

To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.

Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?

Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.

Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?

Matt: Yeah.

by sixxon December 30, 2008