Blue balls December

Once it is december. U have to try and not get blue balls from porn or ass looking

Kid 1:Damn,her ass is fine
Kid 2:U know its blue balls December

Kid 1:Oh

by Jesus Perez is straight December 2, 2019

decline dick december

girls are not allowed to have any sort of interaction with a penis for the full month of december

boy: suck my weiner, wanna diddle around?, lets dry sex!
girl: i cant its decline dick december.

by amanda pedle December 2, 2019

spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 9, 2019

word of december

The word for December is DUNCAN DONUTS
Where you can NOT have DUNCAN DONUTS fir the rest of the year

Me:Hey selena I want DUNCAN DONUTS Selena Gomez:hell naw
Me:why
Selena Gomez :it's December

Me:so
......

Me:.....

Me:so the word for December is DUNCAN DONUTS?
Selena Gomez : yes the word for December is DUNCAN DONUTS
Selena Gomez: word of December

Selena Gomez: is DUNCAN DONUTS!

by Ol' Bobby joe December 10, 2019

Destroy Dick December

Every girl you see have to give you a blowjob if you want to. In the end your dick is getting so many blowjobs that you can't handle it, and your dick gets destroyed

Destroy Dick December

by venqo October 22, 2019

All head December

She’s gives you head everyday though out all of December

Never get head well just use All head December

by Sjdhhdbd November 1, 2019

Diddly-Do December

Girls can finger/get fingered until they can’t stand no more okurrrrrr

Boy 1- “Yo,, it’s Diddly-Do December,, imma go finger her diddly do until my finger breaks”

Boy 2- “I’m gay so imma finger my ass hole”

by Devers November 3, 2019