One Sheet Wonder

You sit on the can, unleashing a massive load only to realise you have but a single sheet left clinging to the roll. This triggers your one sheet adrenaline, allowing you to use this last sheet with such efficiency that you still manage to get the job done, thus a one sheet wonder.

Dude 1: Dude, that’s the second one sheet wonder I’ve pulled off this week!
Dude 2: Woah.

Dude: Would you believe I pulled off a one sheet wonder only five minutes ago?
Chick: Fuck me right here!

by Infinia December 11, 2015

auggie from wonder

the definition of deformed

if you survived a fire someone can legally call you auggie from wonder

by auggie is a superhero April 26, 2020

small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.

He was a small town wonder will big dreams.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

One Inch Wonder

What you have and I don't have.

"Damn, don't you feel bad for terry, he has a one inch wonder!" said Jerry.

by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022

right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.

Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.

by jsdick100 October 24, 2022

Wonder Pets

The plot fucking sucks. I want some quality entertainment. Why the fuck does celery even exist, it tastes like grandma threw a couple of pieces of grass into a pot of boiling water and froze it and was like "YO WANT SOME DINNER? TAKE THIS SHIT!"

"Why must you exist, Wonder Pets."

by motherfuckinmeowmix September 07, 2015

one hit wonder

A one-night stand.

You "hit that" once and then wonder whatever happened to him/or her. Or not.

Hey what happened to that chick from Friday night? Nah, she was just a one hit wonder.

by Shortey July 02, 2007