Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 7, 2022

wig blast

When you are driving in a convertible car, the wind catches your wing and blasts it off.

Dude, put the roof down, i've just had a wig blast

by DanSatch March 20, 2017

Wig Snatching

the process of stealing one's wig as an attempt to embarrass or provoke them

"Geo! I swear to go I'm going to snatch your wig!" she said, pointing angrily at the curly brown haired guy.
"It's not a wig!" he insisted.

"How many times have I told you to not go around wig snatching Arie!" a teacher yelled

by Arie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 2, 2023

my wig is missing

when your fav artist does something u can't take, for example writes a beautiful song or breathes

Harry Styles: releases new album
Stan twitter: WIG!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS MISSING

by harrystylesrulez February 22, 2018

Wig

When you‘re impressed or blown away by something, it means that it amazed you so much that your wig or someone else’s wig flew off.

Wow, that performance was amazing. They wigged!
Your presentation was so good, wig!

by Ultimatewigmaster February 27, 2025

wig disintegrated

Expression used when you are so surprised that you want to snatch your wig and destroy it.

Drag queen: *suddenly dips*

Someone watching: “wig disintegrated!”

by Barbz4Ever September 1, 2021