bloody wiener

People that stick their penis in random or dangerous places

Mason sucks bloody wiener

by Mason is queer May 10, 2018

Wiener Linien

Wiener Linien is the mom of the group AKA the designated driver who makes sure, that everyone gets home safely. She is very environmentally conscious and constantly talks about climate protection. In her hometown she knows every spot, because she is always on the road! Wiener Linien gets along well with everyone - except with people who don't wear their FFP2 mask.

"Thx, Wiener Linien, for bringing my drunk ass home - even in the middle of the night."
"Where would I even go without you, Wiener Linien."

by Goldfish_Herbert November 30, 2021

wiener

a word for a penis

i saw my wiener the other day, and it was short as fuck

by deeznuts6946 December 6, 2021

Wiener Penis

Wiener penis or “wean pean” is an expression similar to god damnit. It can also be used to describe someone who is being difficult or a pain in the ass.

Matt is such a wiener penis sometimes.

Ahh wiener penis!
Stop being a wean pean Nate!

by ToxicRandomness April 1, 2025

wienerable

Anyone who a man would have sex with.

Yeah, she's wienerable.

by Wolfie Head April 18, 2016

wicked wieners

the wicked wieners, also known as ww, is a group chat on twitter based around the reggie webber fandom. they are generally chaotic people but they love each other as if they were family. this group chat was started after reggie’s minecraft server “jasonnashville” was released.

hey have you guys seen what wendy posted?
about the wicked wieners?
yes! they are so crazy

by jayjlx January 30, 2020

Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.

Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.

by ShakeyBeaver October 8, 2014