whaley

a fat redhead that is ugly and ogre like, will do anything for attention, lies to get friends

man look at that ugly ass redhead shes a whaley

by 706 November 21, 2006

lube job while you wait

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

Whitey

One who is of a pale white complexion, and very awkward at times.

He is such a whitey...

by TheGing July 5, 2011

tighty whiteys

A type of under wear worn by flamers, and old people. You will be marked as a queer if seen wearing them.(unless you are 30+)

1.John wears tighty whiteys. What a fag
2.My grandpa wears tighty whiteys.

by mystery man317 December 25, 2007

Old Whitey

Any large white dog that drools to a disgusting degree; also a large white dog that generally gets itself horribly dirty as quick as you can clean them. Can apply to a dog of any age. Can also describe anything that is as gross as the dogs get. Originates from the Great Pyrenees dogs which while they are beautiful tend to get very disgusting and then want to get petted or jump on the couch.

Don't let the old whitey in he will wreck the house! Did you see how gross that guy was, he was an old whitey!

by thehootmen July 24, 2008

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

anus chode

go smoke an anus chode

by blunt anus July 2, 2003

Wiley

all around nice guy, not very loyal.

Friend: Wanna Chill later?
Wiley: nah with my girl.

by bouldersurvivor December 15, 2017