One bad ass motherfucker that drives around in a blue evo and great at sex no matter how small his fuck is
by pussy destroyer 12 32 March 11, 2017

by ~QS~ March 13, 2016

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.
Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
by Brooke Besson May 23, 2019

by SavageHouse April 15, 2019

by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014

troy is a good boy. he will get you all of the orange juice you need. there is nothing he would do for you. he is also a fan of CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR.
-hey bro have you seen troy
-no hes out watching CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR he loves it
- woah dude i also love CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
-you wanna go watch it?
- sure i would love to watch CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
-okay
-no hes out watching CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR he loves it
- woah dude i also love CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
-you wanna go watch it?
- sure i would love to watch CATS: THE MUST SEE MUSICAL EVENT OF THE YEAR
-okay
by dave mungelese January 9, 2020
