A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
by Factman February 28, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A goof nigga that always get bitches even if they ugly asf. He is also very caring, protecting, and will beat your ass if you cross him wrong. Very freaky. And not so smart
by Cr-s July 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
Get the CHRISmug. Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is a creep with rainbow teeth he always looks at girls' mostly the girls that are in a relationship but he is a funny and a good friend
You Chris stop looking at my ass your so funny
by Winebich69 March 22, 2017
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls
by Mrs.claus112 July 9, 2018
Get the Chrismug. little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
Get the Chrismug.