When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
by Reedski January 31, 2022
Quantum: the smallest possible amount of something.
Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.
Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
Thought: neurochemical processes carrying information around the brain.
Quantum thought: the smallest possible amount of thought, containing no useful information.
"That antivaxxer had a quantum thought when she claimed that vaccines cause harm!"
"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
"Deflections with talk of AI or programming is a conspiracy theorist's QT; they can't think beyond it."
by KayVonPaul June 03, 2021
that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you
by Queen of Leechenstein May 05, 2021
And where you RIGHT to do that... Or where you WORNG? OH, NO. I KNOW. I know you're a woman so you don't understand what WRONG is or what BEING WRONG feels like but it LOOKS something like this:
A wrong person "I did what I thought what right 🥺"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
Hym "THAT'S WHAT BEING WRONG LOOKS LIKE! ☝️ THAT RIGHT THERE! WRONG! BAD!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
by Jeff Twinkles September 20, 2023
Phrase used before and after a slightly threatening phrase. It is used to alert the listener that the speaker is an abusive, chain-smoking, American woman who feels like they can buy a younger husband and keep him isolated and locked away doing housework. You can also identify these woman by sight: they often put their dentures in the dishwasher until the gums are bleached white and look like lumps of white plastic, they use heavy insta filters to try change their appearance in a weak attempt to hide their internal ugliness, and their appearance reminds some people of sentient ball sacks.
by SandhillCrane September 02, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>The Word "'Teamwork'" Was Made With The Thought Of Crosshatch Japanese Anime Art<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Word "'Teamwork'" Was Made With The Thought Of Crosshatch Japanese Anime Art<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025