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Gaucho Theory

The gaucho theory is a proposed answer to one of the middle phases in the phase series profit scenario. It states Phase X is 'Create internet meme' where X is an integer greater than one but less than the last value in the phase series.

Originally discovered on the popular news site Reddit.com.
The Gaucho Theory Discovered

ElGaucho56:
"Well, it's finally clear:

1. Draw Picture of 7-legged spider
2. Attempt to use it as payment for scam
3. Create internet meme
4. Profit"

Hawkeye05:
"Holy Shit, you found out what the ??? has always been!"
by OneWhoEatsBabies April 1, 2009
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Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.
Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.
by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022
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the pepper theory

a way to messure women

some are green some are hot some are not
she's a gost pepper in the pepper theory
by dasfghjkjuyt February 28, 2018
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log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.
Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.
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Laurence theory

An elephant has five legs.This is what Laurence said in the science lesson.Actually,the ‘leg’ is the elephant’s penis.
How many legs an elephant has?
Laurence:five

Laurence theory
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theory of "middletivity"

1)belief that the truth usually lies at a mid point between two opposing views.
2)compromise is the best policy
in the elections 0f 2006 the theory of "middletivity" prevailed
by D.Coder December 9, 2008
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connor’s theory

the theory that anything can be added to this stupid page
connor doesn’t believe that you can add any anything to this Connor’s theory
by el.7 September 22, 2021
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