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Cheese Spank

A none Sensical phrase that is equivalent to a "high-five" or "a pat on the back". To affirm or reinforce an activity that would otherwise be uncharacteristic of a particular person or party.
Dude well done you deserve a "cheese Spank" for that one!
by Cheese spank master April 15, 2009
mugGet the Cheese Spankmug.

spank lick

the greatest newb that HALO has ever seen... usually runs with the crew...OHOOMIS, WAD SLAP, AND MANK...watch your ass...he might kill you and then hump you...
oh shit! spank lick just kicked my ass at HALO again...(emphasis on "again")
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
mugGet the spank lickmug.

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)
Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Jackhammer Spank

Manual sexual stimulation involving a rapid "jacking off" of the penis, followed immediately (and finished by) a quick spank to the balls.
"I wasn't expecting her to pull a Jackhammer Spank on me last night."
by Imperial Lady October 21, 2008
mugGet the Jackhammer Spankmug.

spank bank

A group of boys or girls you would want to "spank". When a person is in the spank bank they have no personality nor speech, just an ass. A nickname is a must.
Damn Snyder's looking fine, he just moved up to number one in my spank bank.
by iraassylaeitak May 25, 2006
mugGet the spank bankmug.

Spanked the neighbour

When you go to your neighbours house and drink an excessive amount of alcohol. Often involuntary and used as a ploy of revenge for a massive hangover. Note doesn't have to be direct neighbour.
Wow! Gina and Vince came over last night and drank a 40oz. Mike (neighbours husband) I can't believe she spanked the neighbour. Brittany I made her have three GTs also
by Mikesmithatl December 25, 2016
mugGet the Spanked the neighbourmug.

Spank Pankis

Spank Pankis is a 4-player card game concisting of a mixture of various other card games. (i.e. spoons, speed, slapjack)

The phrase "Spank Pankis!" is yelled for either of two reasons. The first being to start the game, the second being to signify that you have played all of your cards and are ready to slap the smallest pile avaliable.
"Spank Pankis!" yelled Noogin.
by Cameronhajek August 24, 2008
mugGet the Spank Pankismug.

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