Dark Garland

Attorney General Merrick Garland’s alter ego

One day after transnational mobster and criminal The Former Guy demanded DOJ release the warrant to search his Florida shithole, Dark Garland stepped to the podium and said “I’ve authorized release of the warrant so America can see how royally fucked you are. your move, traitor”

by Uncle Joosie August 11, 2022

Dark Star

Also known as "Brown Star", "Brown Eye", most commonly known as "Butthole", or someone whos characteristics match those such as one.

"Man, that guy is such a Dark Star, he's definitely got a stick shoved up his Dark Star"

by Lolpopsicle December 6, 2021

Dark Chocolate

A phrase that has no meaning but can be used to fuck with your friends

Sam: Did you get dark chocolate last night?
Nic: What the FUCK is dark chocolate

by _DarkChocolate_ August 23, 2021

The Audible Dark

When the dark is so intense, you can hear what you feel.

The Audible Dark surrounds you.

by rockchick444 November 2, 2010

dark shadow

Tokoyami's quirk. And for you disgusting ass weridos, Tokoyami's quirk AND boyfriend. He is a bird, he likes the dark. Edgelord number 2

idk what to do here.

DONT SHIP TOKOYAMI AND DARK SHADOW FOR THE SAKE OF JESUS

by Zoe Robotics Shrines June 4, 2020

dark lightskin

Someone who is lightskin and almost dark enough to be brownskin but not quite therefore they are a dark lightskin.

Bob: I'm brownskin
Bill: no your not your dark lightskin

by Bigmessupx3 June 27, 2020

darkness and loneliness

Emo's and depressed people's best friends

Happy kid: "hey do you have any best friends?"
Depressed kid: "yea..."
Happy kid: "well, what's their names?"
Depressed kid: "darkness and loneliness"

by TacoJay October 31, 2018