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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019
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Corndog Theory

Women only want your meat if you got the bread. (They only want to have sex if you have money)
Yo Justin I tested your corndog theory at the bar last night. Chick told me I was cute but wouldn't bang me cause I was broke.
by Upstrucknigga May 18, 2019
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DADDY'S THEORY

In conclusion daddy's theory reject the idea that anyone other than niggas named Jordan are daddy
"Jordan is a total daddy"
Well thats Daddy's Theory for you
by Jord Jr. November 20, 2020
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Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.
Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.
by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020
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Unicorn Theory

Unicorn Theory, is based around the idea of something that isn't necessarily possible, but isn't impossible, simply due to the fact that weirder things have happened, and will continue to happen forever, meaning that something described as being part of Unicorn Theory, may eventually happen given enough time or the correct circumstances
Dudebro 1: Dude, do you think (Female Friend) would ever go skinny dipping
Dudebro 2: Maybe bro, but it probably won't ever happen, bit of a Unicorn Theory.
by Heckin_Dinosaur October 26, 2020
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jordan theory

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017
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