Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'

by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

no lead in their pencil

A slang comment relating to cowardly people, those with no backbone, lacking courage or character. It also means the inability to gain an erection during sex.

'Ironically the French terrorists who attacked Charlie Hebdo had no lead in their pencils. Also, it is rumoured that they had no lead in their pencils'

by ZJ3EF January 8, 2015

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

pencil pervert

Slang for a homosexual

Girl 1: Isn’t Jon so hot?
Girl 2: Yeah, too bad he’s a pencil pervert.

by Hun7ea September 16, 2022

2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not

Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon

by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018