officing around

the act of goofing off in your work setting, typically an office to many people.
dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!

boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!
by anotherdood? August 19, 2009
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office supplies

Dude, did you get the office supplies?
by Itchyhole November 27, 2015
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Office Safari

The act of crisscrossing the office, looking in drawers, closets, cabinets, and talking to coworkers, in order to find an item.
Where is that Windows 7 install CD?

I don't know.

Well, time to go on an office safari!
by Jerrylmacdonald November 11, 2009
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office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
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Office Hoe

A person who sleeps around his or her office in order to gain money or status. The exact opposite of a CEO.
When I first saw Brian Hall I knew he was an office hoe.
by thebigbadwolf January 17, 2013
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Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.
The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.
by invictus2823 April 12, 2011
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Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online
Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.
by akhamlett January 17, 2012
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