Glory Hound

A person actively looking/hunting for a glory hole.

Person 1: Why is John going to the bathroom so much?
Person 2: Don’t mind him, he’s just being a glory hound.

by Lilgey13 December 14, 2018

Whore Hound

An evil woman with loose morals. Typically some combination of narcissist, psychopath &/or sociopath. Creates drama and issues, will likely create false charges if not kill her partner.

Shawna the whore hound shoved Russ then called the cops and cried abuse. Then she killed him and claimed to be the victim.

by Arguile Avenger May 7, 2022

Slop hound

Slop hound a nasty slut that does any thing for a pack of cigarettes behind a dumpster at ur local truck stop

That dumb slop hound slamber is sucking cock for cigarettes behind the dumpster again

by Stinkiskon October 29, 2017

Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.

I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

by goliwag February 23, 2024

Hounded

When you get your ass beat by a group of 3.

“That guy got hounded last night!”

by bevelity January 24, 2024

Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.

That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.

by Clousseau April 5, 2024

Green hound

When you ate a lot of Indian and your shit was Green

Dude I had the worst case of green hound last night.

by Fart_face October 25, 2016