cutest person ever in the whole universe

twitter user @kswsol , who can also be known as kaylee. this is a fact as it is on a dictionary sight.

‘whos the cutest person ever in the whole universe?’ oh its kaylee, its a well known fact, everybody knows that’

by goobeous August 31, 2020

cuttin' the fool

To win a cuttin' heads duel against a vastly inferior opponent.

Against anyone, Clapton would be cuttin' the fool.

by clapton February 15, 2008

Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016

You're not cutting the mustard

A boomer phrase of undeterminable origin, It pretty much means you're wrong or bad.

*Does something incorrectly*
Boomer: "You're not cutting the mustard"
Me: "Ok Boomer"

by Abortea November 18, 2019

cutting out of the closet

the act of confessing that one is emo

1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class

2: so, he's emo, then!

by 81halohunter February 19, 2011

cuttin the bagel

To listen to crappy indy music while cutting ones wrist with a seratted knife

I just got this new My Chemical Romance CD, so I went home put it on and started Cuttin the bagel.

by Brant N. October 18, 2008

Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.

Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.

by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010