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Drippy cheese

When you're drunk texting your ex and you have no idea what to say and you just say drippy cheese. Cuz what the fuck. That's going to throw them off; it is funny and who the fuck cares!
Drippy cheese and then like a 🙈!
by Patroncowboyvaquero June 6, 2018
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Cheese Flop

Noun
Origin: Urban Dictionary combo.

A dumb bitch or slut who fails miserably.
That girl didn't know why there was an echo in an empty room.
What a CHEESE FLOP!

Did you see Sarina try to pick up that gay dude?
Yeah she is a major CHEESE FLOP.
by Ebomb85 June 21, 2011
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Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid
by Codsod January 2, 2019
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Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017
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Fromunda cheese

The warm, slimy substance that grows on your coin purse when you dont shower for a while. Usually discovered by sliding your hand between your sack and thigh, has a smell that is incredibly disgusting, yet strangely addicting
Just in case I run into some hot chicks tonight, let me see if i got some fromunda cheese goin on... OH GOD ITS HORRIBLE, better take a shower
by SlugSurprise June 22, 2008
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Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.
When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.
by Fishinelectrician January 5, 2021
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cheese teeth

the yellowest teeth known to man
justen :"damn matt miller where you eating nacho cheese"

Matt Miller "no those are just my cheese teeth"
by shitmiller September 20, 2009
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