Andrew

stupid. He has no friends, and is overly dramatic and depressed

“Your stupid as crap Andrew”

by Homejejdjdjjchc May 7, 2019

Andrew

A gay white male. Usually plays Fortnite. Is a virgin because of his 2mm peepee

Person one: Dude you are being a total Andrew right now
Person two: HOW DARE YOU, I DON'T EVEN PLAY FORTNITE THAT MUCH
Person two: *goes back to playing fortnite*

by Its just Sen July 23, 2018

Andrew

a man without a penis

can not walk 5 feet away from his house
extremely obese
breaks both his right right and left leg if it decides to walk 6 feet away from home
useless

Andrew just broke both his legs and no one went to his funeral

by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018

Andrew

A cunt that has no friends that may get a boner when he sees orange juice .. An Andrew also might use his thumb to finger people, mainly men

I saw an Andrew in his natural habitat drinking orange juice (Tropicanna) while shout "oh Matyna"

by Hazel Collins December 21, 2016

Andrew

The kid that has a very large Pinocchio shaped nose. Andrew is the type that has a none existent dick and tries to hit on girls and it's normally Asian chicks. Andrew likes to touch other guys' asses in public whilst surrounded by many other people, he might be gay.

Person: 1"Hey have you seen Andrew today?"

Person 2: "Yeah, can you see him? He's over there trying to hit on guys by slapping their asses"
Person 1: "Hahaha, yeah yeah"

by Cows_go_moo_yummy_yummy_milk October 3, 2017

Andrew

That dumb hoe that always walks in om someone's house, always drunk, does everything god has forbidden, lazy ass mofo who will probably end up in jail or stealing normal peoples taxes

Girl: "Why are you here?"
Andrew: "I'm drunk."
Girl:"You're always drunk, GO AWAY!"
Andrew:"Nope."

by The_Nemesis_ August 21, 2017

Andrew

Modern day superman that fused with a cockroach to look like a ugly green bug man. Makes all little kids cry by hitting them with pillows and their own toys. Also very weird and obsessive guy who likes to rape old people.

Hey man, have you seen Andrew anywhere?
No, but thank God for him not being here rn.
AHHHHHH HES COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
HELP THIS POOR OLD WOMAN

by TheManHandlerThatButtRapes February 13, 2018