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Joe

"Joe" a name most common with pedophiles. While most men like normal pornogrophy "Joe" likes watching kids play on the street. As you can tell Joe is no ordinary man. He's filled with passion for Jean shorts and olive oil. This god like figure masturbastes at least 11 times a day over the bride of chucky dvd case. "Joe" can be a very scary individual, if threatened he can bust out his DSR-50 and hit you with a mad drop shot. However this move will likely fail due to his fingers being covered in olive oil.
Friend of "Joe": ha Joe your such a faggot
"Joe" : *hits the floor*
by Big shequis November 23, 2018
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Joe

What a fuck boi. Ewww Joe is such a hoe and he smells of stinky and burnt cheese

Nobody deserves Joe apart from people that names start with E, because they are motherfucken HOOOOEEESSS
Dude: hey did you see that new guy Joe

Dudes Hoe: yea but he was making babies with his mum
by joethehow August 14, 2018
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Joe

An overly obsessive male or female who is into you.

A strange person who is stalking you, or is too clingy towards you, mostly after just meeting, texting, talking or kissing etc that person.

A person who stalks you.

Go watch the movie "YOU" and you'll know,
"hey you know drake been Joeing alot lately."
"ohh you know drake he's a real Joe or Joer."
" Ifinna be Joeing onAshley."

Similar: #Joe #Joeing #Joer #Joes #Joed

#obsessive # stalk #creepy
by Loki Cotton Lover February 2, 2020
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Joe

The owner of The Crab Shack
"Joe is the owner of The Crab Shack, Joe's Crab Shack"
by GiggityGuy69 May 3, 2017
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Joe

Joe is the average Joe of himself
Joe was such an average Joe that he had straight C's on every quarter on his report card
by hearl jones July 3, 2016
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Joe

he’s very mean, and he likes to bully people. he makes everyone annoyed, and likes to hurt people.
erna: omg its joe!
isabella: that guy?! he’s a jerk!
by izzieeee January 11, 2019
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Joe

Has a pig dick it with strangle you with its screwdriver like features. Watch out guys is scary but it's great be careful its yum yum.
person#1: Omg its Joe

Person#2:omg be care his big dick it long and scary but yum yum
by iwatchusleepyourmum March 8, 2022
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