1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021
Get the goomba strapmug. stay strapped means to always keep a condom on you in order to be prepared to have sexual intercourse
by Niggem May 10, 2024
Get the stay strappedmug. by Stacerson September 27, 2025
Get the Dirt strapmug. 
When baby fell asleep on you but you have a wearable baby carrier so he is wrapped up and ready to go.
I finally got my teething baby to sleep. I was nap-strapped so i still got the laundry into the dryer and started a new load.
by A&B CCC August 9, 2023
Get the nap-strappedmug. A dirty strap is a gun that has been used to commit a crime or multiple crimes that can be traced back to that gun through ballistic testing or other methods if found on you.
It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
It’s called a dirty strap because a strap is a gun and when it’s used in a crime it becomes “dirty” because if you get caught with it and it’s traced back to you you get the charge even if you didn’t do it you got caught with it dirty so it shows you likely did it and you’ll have a field day in court trying to prove otherwise.
A:”Did you hear about Jesse? They found him with a dirty strap and gave him 15 years for a shooting the gun was used in even though he didn’t do it.
G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
G:”Damn that’s why I throw mine away the day they get dirty I just drive over to the bridge over the river but it in a bag and throw it in the water and bam dirty strap is gone!”
by XIV Soldier July 9, 2022
Get the Dirty strapmug. by Jake pauls cousin April 25, 2022
Get the The Jap Strapmug.