stalker

someone who repeatedly is harassing you by following you around and looking through the windows of your house . commonly named ava

hey man did you see ava martin was looking thru addi’s windows the other day she’s kinda a stalker

by anonymous__007 February 5, 2021

mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

Mood Stalker

When your having a great day and your mood is perfect ie.(happy,calm,content) and then someone comes along and does things intentionally to change the vibe ..thus "Mood stalking" and affecting your mood.

Say lady?.. Can you quit yelling and cussing at me..I am happy. Why you mood stalking me? That mood Stalker is trying to take a crap on my vibe..not cool!!

by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022

period stalker

when two women are in close confines and their period cycles sync together. especially when one woman is on birth control and has a set time for her period, the other woman becomes a period stalker.

Oh my god, Chelsea, don't be such a period stalker, it's creeping me out.

by deavon982 November 4, 2013

Mind-Stalker

An absolute douchenozzle whom possesses the ability to know what you are about to think, before you think it yourself. They will always be a complete Harishan about it and deny you of your time of glory.

Bro: Dude, I literally just thought of the funniest joke ever!

Mind-Stalker: I know you did, and I didn't laugh.

Bro: o_O... what a mind-stalker of Harishan decendance.

by Southern Fried Chicken July 18, 2011

Stalker

My stalker ALSO walks free. Surveillance, Life invasion, Intimidation, and Interference through sabotage or attack are the 4 categories of stalking. All of thise things are on some level happening to me too! We're stalker buddies!

Hym "Hey, very cool! Me and Taylor are stalker buddies! And mine are just as fat and gross as yours are! Look at em. Look look look, we got the fat, bald, fish mouthed retard whose been there for 15 years and doesn't like it when I chat up the honies. We have this gross bloated fuck who looks inflatable, and then we got the fat retard molester with the hot sister they REALLY don't want me to be around. Hilarious! Me and Taylor forever! Stalker buddies for life!"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

mda stalker

I gun nut who stalks the Facebook pages of the local Moms Demand Action group and follows them to where they are having lunch. Sometimes by himself or if time permits, he will organize friends to join him. This stalker also practices open carry and comes armed with a gun claiming he is defending his 2nd amendment rights. The sad reality is, he's a stalker who is trying to intimidate.

Ex: Kory checked his local MDA Facebook page everyday until finally one mentioned meeting for lunch the next week. Quickly, he sent out the alarm to the other MDA stalkers to unite!

by kissmygrits December 15, 2013