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Stalker Pietrow

(Pietrow, Pietrov, Petrov, etc.) Hero of anectodes told by "Blind" - main character of books about a daltonist stalker. He could be drunken russian brother of Chuck Norris.
Once upon a time, Stalker Pietrow came to the Monolith and did not sober up for the whole week.
by Pietrow August 1, 2021
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Stalker

Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"
by DetentionYawnnn July 29, 2024
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umbrella stalker

Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020
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Stalker D

A guy who used to stalk your parents therefore the stalker part but now just likes it when you whip him on minecraft
“Have you see stalker d?”
“No, haven’t you heard he’s in hospital for whipping himself in real life
by Chickenfabpants April 16, 2020
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Anti-stalker

An anti-stalker is, as you might think, the antithesis of a traditional stalker. A shared behavior among anti-stalkers and stalkers is that they both learn the schedules of their target. However, stalkers aim to follow their target while anti-stalkers aim to avoid them.
Stacy: God, Brian's such an anti-stalker, I swear I'm gonna hunt him down and use his crush on me as soon as I get my hands on him.
Tiffany: That's creepy.
by Some lifeless loser February 2, 2024
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stalker-itude

To be obsessed with an object of envy beyond all bounds of comfort or narmalcy. Being a freak and/or a social reject.
jenny: I'm Justin Timberlake's biggest fan.
John: Well you definitely show stalker-itude....
by lexn December 8, 2010
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Stalker

A creepy ass person who will find and kill you if you let him/her so if you have a stalker just kick into high gear.
Oh shit its a fucking stalker run bitch run!
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