twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.

You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.

by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012

Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.

Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.

by Next_lvl_Strats August 8, 2014

competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.

Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!

by film divers August 7, 2023

Night stalking

The act of observing into homes and passively watching the people who live there with no criminal intent, usually in the middle of the night.

Tommy was out last night, probably night stalking the neighborhoods

by Bredsterk August 28, 2022

twit-stalk

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.

She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special

by arthax0r December 6, 2009

pussy stalking

Is when a female is stalking her ex or a guy she can't have and getting fucked by everyone she see's him socializing with.

I think Maya is pussy stalking you my guy, she's already been fucked by 3 or 4 guys you might know this week.

by StopBeingGross September 19, 2022

stalk-blocking

when your friends try to keep you from stalking exes or hook-ups on facebook or other social media sites
hint: rhymes with "cock-blocking"

"I just want to see if he's dating another girl. Look, his profile picture is with this other girl... she's SO not pretty..."
"Girl, stop cyber-stalking him. It's not a good look."
"Stop stalk-blocking me!"

by quackgurl00 January 17, 2012