Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
by Uthorr February 11, 2013
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Jamie P. Spears

An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.
Jamie P. Spears has ruptured his colon from being penetrated too hard by Lou M. Taylor.
by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021
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Jamie Lynn Spears

Britney's little sister, who proved that she's just as dumb as big sis by getting pregnant at 16 and probably destroying her 'career' in the process.

Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.

Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.
Jamie Lynn Spears probably pissed off Britney by stealing most of the tabloid coverage after announcing that she was pregnant.
by Eugene206 January 8, 2008
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Willam T spears

William T spears is the Japanese term for ass hole grell hating fuck
Oh look its willam t spears over there yelling at grell
by I can crack my neck June 18, 2018
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Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!
by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011
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