A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.
Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.
by Uthorr February 11, 2013
An abusive, alcoholic, father with a weak colon, who imprisoned his daughter, Britney, took away her human rights, drugged her & forced her to work against her will.
by FreeBritney4Ever September 25, 2021
Britney's little sister, who proved that she's just as dumb as big sis by getting pregnant at 16 and probably destroying her 'career' in the process.
Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.
Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.
Further proof (if any were needed) that their mom, Lynn Spears, is a terrible mother.
Previously claimed to be a 'Christian' before becoming a teenage pregnancy statistic.
Jamie Lynn Spears probably pissed off Britney by stealing most of the tabloid coverage after announcing that she was pregnant.
by Eugene206 December 20, 2007
by I can crack my neck June 18, 2018
by Kate Daudell December 19, 2007
The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.
by The Mighty Sack April 04, 2011